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Welcome to 1st Floor Investments


We here at 1st Floor believe there's no better safety net than the ground.
If you like to fly by the seat of your pants and damn the consequences, we have
the opportunity of a lifetime for you.

Should you choose to invest with us, we will guaruntee that your portfolio will
never go below zero.






Guaruntee not to be taken as actual guaruntee, results may vary. You may end up owing us money,
enough money that we have to rent some hired goons to come after you.


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Seattle Pacific University
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CS Department


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